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The police are looking for a suspect described as sexy, beautiful, intelligent, funny and a great person. Your safe, but where will i hide. |
A man got himself a puzzle game. it took him one hard year 2 finish it. he was so proud of himself bcoz on the side of the box it said 2 - 3 years |
Just wanted to let you know... you are on my mind... every second of everyday i think about you... and i wish.... you weren't so far away! I MISS YOU! |
What did God say after creating man? I can do much better. |
How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........ |
You've got APPEAL ... u've got INTELLIGENCE ... u've got CLASS ... u got da FACE, u got da BODY ... I got the wrong number ... SORRY |
This sms can only be read by someone Cute:... try again... again... maybe you are just not cute?... one more time... hey don't force it, ugly!!! |
Whenever u feel blue, I wl b there 4 u, Whenever u r sad, I wl stay by ur side, Whenever u need some1 to love. I wl always be there 4 u to have. |
Promise me that we will alwayz bee gr8 frnds. YU r tha root,I m tha Ground.YU r da sun,I m da brightnesss.YU r tha Joy,I m th Luv n I m da Treee n yu r da MONKEYY!!! Lolz |
Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here" |
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here" |
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks |
I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert |
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. |
Press Down .... .... .... Press Up .... .... .... Oh! ur phone is working then, U LIAR! |
A phone is a form of communication, a kiss is a form of affection, a picture is a form of remembrance, CHOOSING me as ur friend is a form of... Good Taste! |
i just got my medical results. my condition is critical,as days pass by i bcom SEXIER & SEXIER but dnt worry its not contagious......u wont get it! |
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