Funny SMS messages

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.
It is better to be fair than to be popular!
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.

Knock! Knock!
Who's There?
A midget who cant reach the doorbell.

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks
What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert
INSTANT HUMAN (Just Add Coffee)
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive across the road.
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Mister.
Mister who?
Mister last bus home.

Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"
 
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