Funny SMS messages
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station. |
| It is better to be fair than to be popular! |
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. |
What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything. |
Knock! Knock! |
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience |
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW! |
I took an IQ test and the results were negative. |
| A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here" |
| Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks |
| What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool... |
| If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. |
| I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert |
| INSTANT HUMAN (Just Add Coffee) |
| Knock! Knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive across the road. |
| God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested |
| Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mister. Mister who? Mister last bus home. |
Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here" |
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